Parents warn Helldivers 2 is just pro-interstellar war propagandaSUPER EARTH — Helldivers 2 is one of the most popular games available on the PC and PlayStation 5 at the moment, amassing more than…Feb 27, 2024Feb 27, 2024
21 years later, this dude still calls them ‘Freedom Fries’CHARLOTTE, N.C. — The anniversary of the United States’ invasion of Iraq during the ongoing Global War on Terror is right around the…Feb 22, 2024Feb 22, 2024
NHL considers Stanley Cup redesign to attract more female fansNEW YORK — The National Hockey League is looking at the possibility of redesigning its iconic Stanley Cup trophy as a way to attract more…Feb 20, 2024Feb 20, 2024
Town drunk sad to learn beer gardens are not where beer growsASHEVILLE, N.C. — The local town drunk was sad to learn that beer gardens are not where beer grows after being picked up by local law…Feb 15, 2024Feb 15, 2024
Guy starting to think wife only wanted an open relationship to sleep with his brotherPORTSMOUTH, N.H. — A local man is beginning to think his wife only agreed to an open relationship as an excuse to sleep with Dan, his…Feb 14, 2024Feb 14, 2024
Guy joins social media for all the hot bots, disgusted by all the real peoplePHOENIX, Ariz. — A local man who recently jumped on the social media bandwagon after hearing about all the hot, sexy AI-generated bots…Feb 12, 2024Feb 12, 2024
Teens baffled why people from the 1900s are still in charge of the countryVICKSBURG, Miss. — A recent poll from the Pew Research Center has learned that a whopping 89% of American teens are genuinely baffled by…Feb 9, 2024Feb 9, 2024
Greg Abbott to hire illegal immigrants for border security missionAUSTIN, Texas — Texas Governor Greg Abbott recently announced his new initiative to hire thousands of illegal immigrants over the next…Feb 8, 2024Feb 8, 2024
Rumor: Xbox to stop producing consoles, focuses on reviving the ZuneREDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft recently announced it’s about to share some major news in regard to the Xbox brand, leaving many to speculate…Feb 7, 2024Feb 7, 2024
Woman fired from her job surprised she lasted as long as she didRICHFIELD, Utah — A local woman who was recently fired from her job walked away from her former place of employment with genuine shock…Feb 6, 2024Feb 6, 2024
